Yeah, it's empty here in Stepford. All 242 blog posts since July 2006 have been deleted.
My apologies to all my loyal readers over the last five years. Y'all have been fantastic, and I cannot thank you enough for your support along the way.
I'll explain later.
In the meantime, new blog. Can't post the URL here, but if you email me and ask - and I can verify you are who you say - I'll redirect you
For the others: and the horse you rode in on, bitches
A candle burning for everything I've ever wanted A tattoo burned for everything I've ever wanted and lost I had a long list of names that I kept in my back pocket, But I've cut it down to one and your name's at the top
Won't you share a common disaster? Share with me a common disaster A common disaster
I found myself a friend, But he's crooked as a stick in water So now I'm writing fairy tales revenge He's got a plan to steal my little sister, But I'm not too concerned 'cause I will get him in the end
Won't you share a common disaster? Share with me a common disaster A common disaster
Going to find me someone to share A common disaster Run away with me from a life so cramped and dull Not worry too much about the happily-ever-after Just keep the Caddy moving 'til we're well beyond that hill
Won't you share a common disaster? Share with me a common disaster A common disaster